Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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