3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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