He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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