Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I am naked and annoyed.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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