he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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