this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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