so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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