so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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