Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
We need to get me chipped asap
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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