exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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