you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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