Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
this will be a night to untag.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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