I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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