and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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