dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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