do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm both gender and math confused
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