I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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