spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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