Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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