we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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