There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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