is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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