I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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