i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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