Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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