Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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