My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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