I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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