I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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