Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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