It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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