you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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