So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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