I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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