I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
We left an ass print on the piano.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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