no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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