god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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