i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Found the puke drawer
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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