You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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