Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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