Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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