If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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