look no pants
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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