then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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