that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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