Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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