I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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