Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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