That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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