The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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