Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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